Quotes I need to work into everyday conversation

    • “Daddy, a watch doesn’t really go with this dress.”
    • “Where did he go?” “Down the uh–” “Oh, down the uh–?” “Yeah, down the uh–” “Oh, well give him a couple of minute then” *blink blink*
    • “C’mon, Dave, gimme a break.”
    • “A-hoy hoy.”
    • “Well, does he like buttertarts?”
    • “I ain’t no damn secretary!”

  • “I carried a watermelon.”
  • “Do I still have to sleep in a cupboard?”
  • “Run… it’s a stampede!”
  • “No, because that’s a very dumb story.”
  • “Lok’tar.” and “We’re being attacked!”
  • “Good evening, dumbasses.”
  • “Dumb, dumbass, dumb shit, dipshit, shithead, shit hole, shit for brains…”
  • “Come on! Learn, goddamnit!”
  • “I’m not a stable boy!”
  • “Wait a minute, isn’t this?” — “Yeah, yes it is.” — “But I thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean in the end.” — “Well, baby, I went down and got it for you.” — “Oh, you shouldn’t have!”
  • “Sorry, dad, I think she loves you.”
  • “Explain.”
  • “Ah! Fooey, fooey, and fizzy!”

Quotes I do work into everyday conversation

  • “Now here’s my plan…”
  • [in a vague foreign accent] “Yes I do.”
  • Micky going “Wha? Huh? Wha?” inĀ Hey, Hey, It’s The Monkees
  • “Humor. It is a difficult concept.”