Things I need in my house

  • a vintage Coke machine
  • a rainbow room
  • an outdoor clothesline stocked with modern clothing for time travellers to borrow
  • a green ballroom
  • beaded curtains
  • how many Monkees-related things can I decorate my house with before it’s considered unhealthy?
  • a bookcase with one particular book that triggers the entrance to a hidden room
  • a painting with the eyes cut out
  • little metal bottle tops nailed to the living room floor (it gives you the impression that you are walking upon little metal bottle tops)
  • an orange and green Brady Bunch kitchen
  • a usurper throne
  • a basement laboratory