Pee and poo

One time, when I was little and at my grandma’s house in the winter, I had to go pee. I probably was wearing snow pants (overalls, really) and a big coat and gloves and a scarf… so I had to go through quite a routine in order to get where I needed to be. Once I finally went to the bathroom, I realized my pee was really warm! I approached my dad afterwards and asked why, when it’s cold outside, is your pee still so warm? I don’t know what his answer was; he probably just laughed.

When I was little, I used to look at my poos in the toilet and decide what animals they were. I think usually I thought they looked like hippos, but I feel like giraffe was also a popular choice. Giraffe? How did I get a giraffe-shaped poo?