You see, we’ve always belonged to the Church of Religious Science, which is more a way of life than a religion. If we miss church on Sunday, nothing bad is going to happen, we can practice what we believe at home.
That’s really the way it should be. When you think about it, a lot of the bad parts of religion is the meta stuff–like people trying to make money off of the whole thing–and if people could forget about all that and just practice what is preached, religion wouldn’t be so bad.