Prompt: What are some catchphrases from Star Trek DS9?
ChatGPT:
- “It’s a faaaake!” — Gul Dukat’s over-the-top line from “The Maquis, Part II.” The dramatic delivery made it a long-running internet meme.
Boy, I understand AI not knowing things about Love Boat, Fantasy Island, and All in the Family, but geez!
Gemini:
- “You’re God damn right.” — Sisko’s declaration when confronting Q in the episode “Q-Less”.
Wrong show, bud.
Always makes me smile when this happens.

I wish just once they would have had a problem that was caused by Data’s head being older than his body. Like his head thought it was daylight savings time, but his body thought it was standard time or something, so his head was asleep, but his body was awake.
“Captain’s Holiday” is just Dude, Where’s My Car, but with less Brent Spiner.
I’ve seen this so many times that I’m beginning to confuse lines from this video with actual quotes from the characters.
