Me: Hey mom, bI’IH!
Mom: What.
Me: bI’IH!
Mom: What does that mean.
Me: You’re beautiful!
Mom: …how.
Me: bI is “you” and ‘IH is “beautiful”.
Mom: …in Ukrainian?
Me: …yes. In Ukrainian.
Me: Hey dad, bI’IH!
Dad: What’s that, Klingon?
star trek (58 posts)
You guys know what Zero really is, right? Constantly turning up in different costumes to pester our heroes?
You could never be a first officer; you have no beard.
Zorn
Nog: Well, um, Uncle Quark, we’re having a party, and what we needed was a chaperone.
This skit was cute, but slightly infuriating. (Episode 37? Really?)
Since I’ve started watching Star Trek, I have spent entirely too much time thinking about how I pronounce the word “sensor”.
Note to self: Don’t wear red shirts to computer science lectures or you run the risk of being killed.
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