In computer science, “easy” means “possible”, and “hard” means “probably impossible”.
Computer Science (9 posts)
“Bit” can mean the past tense of “bite”, or… no, wait, computers have bytes, not bits.
linguistics prof
Searching my university’s computer science department website for “Python”. Apparently, it’s necessary to specify -monty.
[Explaining what a Turing machine is not:]
Prof: “Solve world hunger problem.” I can write it down. It is solved.
Note to self: Don’t wear red shirts to computer science lectures or you run the risk of being killed.
Knowledge is gerbils.
AI class
It’s our little secret that I’m actually a Person.
prof explaining C++ visibility
This is genius naming: redqueen([H|T], H)
I swear, I’m going to accidentally spell it “deadlocke” on my exam tomorrow.