Psshhh uhhhhhh… we have the Oceanic Six aboard and they are thinking we are not going to Guam over.
lost (9 posts)
I’m so disappointed in that number of candidates.
[My brother writes an episode of Lost:]
Sayid: Jack, don’t do this.
Jack: I’m gonna do it.
[My brother is watching the season 3 finale of Lost for the first time.]
Me: What are they talking about?
My brother: The island?
Me: How do they know about the island?
My brother: This is a… future… back?
The Final Season of LOST as Seen by Someone Who Has Never Seen LOST
“You’re gonna follow Richard?”
“At least he’s not Stalin.”
I swear, I’m going to accidentally spell it “deadlocke” on my exam tomorrow.
Me: The guy who says “Previously on Lost” is Christian.
Mom: Oh!
My brother: Would it matter if he was Jewish?
Me & Mom: …
Geronimo Jackson… Geronimo… Jack’s… SON!
♪ There is… a woman… in Los Angeles… they caaaall Eloise Hawking… oh shit, what?!