Q: What’s a boolean algebraist’s favourite planet?
A: Andor.
star trek (57 posts)
DS9 spoilers.
Spock: In order to return us to the exact moment at which we left the twenty-third century, I have used our journey back through time as a reference, calculating the coefficient of elapsed time in relation to the acceleration curve.
Bones: Naturally. So what’s your problem?
Spock: Acceleration is no longer a constant.
Bones: Well, then you’re gonna have to take your best shot.
Spock: Best shot?
Bones: Guess, Spock. Your best guess.
Spock: Guessing is not in my nature, doctor.
Me: Have you ever looked at a person and been like, “Man, they look like a Cardassian”?
Dad: You know, I have. There are some girls who just–
Me: No, a Cardassian.
Me: Hey mom, bI’IH!
Mom: What.
Me: bI’IH!
Mom: What does that mean.
Me: You’re beautiful!
Mom: …how.
Me: bI is “you” and ‘IH is “beautiful”.
Mom: …in Ukrainian?
Me: …yes. In Ukrainian.
Me: Hey dad, bI’IH!
Dad: What’s that, Klingon?