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My favourite jokes as a kid

Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad I didn’t say banana again?

Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Impatient cow.
Impatient cow–
MOOOO!

Jokes I made up

I made this joke up circa 1996, and I was so proud of myself:

Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Impatient Shania Twain.
Impatient Shania– Hoo!