Misheard lyrics I like better than the real lyrics

She loves to move
She loves to groove
She loves eleven things

Ooh, then we touched
And we sang
About the ‘leven things
Journey – “Any Way You Want It”

I’ve been drivin’ all night, my hand’s wet on the wheel
There’s a voice in my head that drives my heel
It’s my baby, Colin, says, “I need you here”
Golden Earring – “Radar Love”

I fight Gordy; Gordy always wins
John Mellencamp – “Authority Song”

We’ll fight the powers that be just
Don’t pick on Dustin because
You don’t know us, you don’t belong
Twisted Sister – “We’re Not Gonna Take It”

Only for a moment’s parting
Each one planting his own garden
The time for sharing possums soon will come
Michael Nesmith – “Hello Lady”

There was something with Blackbeard inside
Michael Nesmith – “Continuing”

I got fire in my mind
I get higher in Milwaukee
Bee Gees – “Night Fever”

Oh baby, don’t you want to dance up on me?
‘Cause I nominate my name
Britney Spears – “I’m a Slave 4 U”

Oh baby, baby, I shouldn’t have let you go
And now you’re right offside, yeah
Britney Spears – “…Baby One More Time”

We each forgive a little bit
And we both look back on it
As just that time and that song
Blue Rodeo – “Bad Timing”

If you don’t, I really can’t go on
All these bacne, tears in my eyes
The Beatles – “Tell Me Why”

Cruisin’ my way to a new sound, it goes, well, oh… BOOM
Michael Nesmith – “Boomcar”

If it were easy as fission, you could be a musician
Bachman-Turner Overdrive – “Takin’ Care of Business”

Lock myself away, listen to Rihanna
The Ting Tings – “That’s Not My Name”

Every morning there’s a halo hangin’ from the corner of my girlfriend’s boyfriend’s bed
Sugar Ray – “Every Morning”