Misheard lyrics I like better than the real lyrics

She loves to move
She loves to groove
She loves eleven things

Ooh, then we touched
And we sang
About the ‘leven things Journey – Any Way You Want It

I’ve been drivin’ all night, my hand’s wet on the wheel
There’s a voice in my head that drives my heel
It’s my baby Colin, says, “I need you here” Golden Earring – Radar Love

I fight Gordy; Gordy always wins John Mellencamp – Authority Song

We’ll fight the powers that be just
Don’t pick on Dustin because
You don’t know us, you don’t belong
Twisted Sister – We’re Not Gonna Take It

Only for a moment’s parting
Each one planting his own garden
The time for sharing possums soon will come
Michael Nesmith – Hello Lady

There was something with Blackbeard inside
Michael Nesmith – Continuing

I got fire in my mind
I get higher in Milwaukee
Bee Gees – Night Fever

Oh baby, don’t you want to dance up on me?
‘Cause I nominate my name
Britney Spears – I’m a Slave 4 U

Oh baby, baby, I shouldn’t have let you go
And now you’re right offside,¬†yeah
Britney Spears – …Baby One More Time

We each forgive a little bit
And we both look back on it
As just that time and that song
Blue Rodeo – Bad Timing

If you don’t, I really can’t go on
All these bacne, tears in my eyes
The Beatles – Tell Me Why

Cruisin’ my way to a new sound, it goes, well, oh… BOOM
Michael Nesmith – Boomcar