Mr. Roarke’s desk in Fantasy Island:
Lex Luthor’s desk in Lois & Clark:
[Watching VOY “Real Life”.]
Doctor: Jeffrey, think about this.
Jeffrey: Oh, I’ve thought about it. I’m going to become a warrior, and I can’t do that if I’m being led around on a leash by some bloodless petaQ.
Mom: He can’t petaQ to his father like that.
[Working on a GitLab issue.]
Me: Alright, what’s the issue number… 309… the three-oh-nine!
[Watching an episode of Seinfeld with a content warning at the beginning.]
Me: I’m gonna be really disappointed if I’m not offended.
My brother: I’m gonna be really offended if I’m not offended.[Twenty minutes later.]
My brother: I’m not offended yet.
Me: I can’t even enjoy the episode, because I’m just waiting to be offended.
I love that every songwriter is uncredited except for “I Need You” by George Harrison.
I wasn’t expecting any results for that query, but whaddaya know.
