There is a war going on. Humans can’t get along with each other. There is poverty and famine all ’round the world–AND GIRLS WRITE IN ON PETTY THINGS SUCH AS WHITE SOCKS!!
I’m gonna make my own voice assistant, and one of the commands it’s gonna respond to is “what’s next on the agenda” and every time I ask it, there’s a 1 in 9 chance that instead of reading me my calendar events, it’ll just say “a song”.
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air – “Eye, Tooth” (William Shatner, 1996)
My time right now is seven minutes before eleven and your time is six minutes before eleven. Everyone goes by a slightly different time, anyway. Mike bought us all watches and he’s always checking watches for the time. We all get synchronized and then Micky will say “…but that’s our time,” but it’s not other peoples’.
The Beatles: A 5 Minute Drum Chronology
Hey, Hey, We’re The Monkees – Deleted Scenes
Micky is telling the Hyde Park story, and he mentions Princess Margaret in passing, but you can just see in his eyes that he’s gonna tell that story again.
Subject: Working together?
Body:
Dear Sirs
…
ok boomer
Of all the names you could misspell…
I’ve been showing all of The Monkees episodes to my mom, and tonight, we watched “The Chaperone”. It was so hard for me not to tell her the life story of every person at that party.
We better start rehearsing before another plot line shows up.