A word here about all the traveling: It’s very complicated, and for the purposes of the official schedule, there was a personnel code which listed us under our Code Numbers rather than our names–making scheduling easier. Micky was given number 1, Peter had number 2, Mike had number 3, Davy had number 4, and I had number 10.

Ric Klein, My Daily Diary of The Monkees Tour (Flip, February 1968)

Brian: Who are you?
Micky: I am Micky Dolenz!
Brian: Wrong, you are Monkee number one!
Micky: No, I’m–I am Monkee number one.
Brian: Who are you?
Peter: I am Peter Tork!
Brian: Wrong, you are Monkee number two!
Peter: No, I’m–I am Monkee number two.
Brian: Who are you?
Mike: I am Michael Nesmith!
Brian: Wrong, you are Monkee number three!
Mike: No, I’m–I am Monkee number three.
Brian: Who are you?
Davy: David Jones!
Brian: Wrong, you are Monkee number four!
Davy: No, I’m–I am Monkee number four.

33 1/3 Revolutions Per Monkee (April 14, 1969)

Ann: Do you try and fill each day with constructive activities?

Peter: Can’t help it. Just because of the way I feel, which is–you can’t do anything but constructive activities.

Ann: What if you just wanted to lay around the house all day?

Peter: If that’s the way I felt, if that’s where the minute of the life led me, beautiful. Then it’s constructive. I needed it. Why does a baby sleep a lot? Because it needs the sleep. Everything is constructive.

Ann Moses Exchanges Frank Confusion with Peter Tork

You know those “you just proved bench advertising works!” signs? Well, this is even more infuriating:

Good day! By reading this message then you’ve proved that ads submitted via web contact forms like yours works!

Nog: I still don’t see why we couldn’t install a few chairs on the bridge.
O’Brien: Because this ship wasn’t designed for chairs.
Nog: Well, my feet aren’t designed to stand for long periods of time. They get tired.

Um… is this dialogue the reason the episode is called “A Time to Stand”?