Micky poses with pop newcomer Cat Stevens, pop regular Cliff Richard and model Samantha Juste (he later dated “Sam”–but don’t cry, t’weren’t nothin’ serious).
Mentos: The Freshmaker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zivWsrKQSDU
Me: I’m not gonna watch seven minutes of this.
Me, 14 minutes later: Well.
Me at all my birthday parties.
You know how sometimes, you see a guy walking down the street, and you’re like ha ha, he’s got a hat like Micky Dolenz?
And then you’re like… wait… that is Micky Dolenz?
Yeah, that happened to me.
Metallica – “Enter Sandman” (smooth jazz version)
Me: Have you ever looked at a person and been like, “Man, they look like a Cardassian”?
Dad: You know, I have. There are some girls who just–
Me: No, a Cardassian.
Me: Hey mom, bI’IH!
Mom: What.
Me: bI’IH!
Mom: What does that mean.
Me: You’re beautiful!
Mom: …how.
Me: bI is “you” and ‘IH is “beautiful”.
Mom: …in Ukrainian?
Me: …yes. In Ukrainian.
Me: Hey dad, bI’IH!
Dad: What’s that, Klingon?
The Harlem Globetrotters on Gilligan’s Island trailer
You guys know what Zero really is, right? Constantly turning up in different costumes to pester our heroes?
