[Texting.]
Dad: when u coming home
Me: I don’t know if I’m ever coming home.
He didn’t appreciate my reference.
You can’t just like The Monkees all your life; you need other hobbies.
my dad, 2003
Do other Monkees fans involuntarily count buttons on double-breasted shirts and coats, or is it just me?
Micky Dolenz – “Sugar Sugar”
At the grocery store today, in the sugar aisle, without thinking, I accidentally read aloud “grrrranulated!”
As a computer scientist, I can confirm that 010 = 4 in quaternary. #accidentalhipstermike
Prof: Did you hear about the elephant that’s learning Korean? … I’m serious.
This is Canada; you have to learn to skate!
my British prof to his son
“Nice costume.”
“Shut up, that’s her normal clothes!”
[My dad is downstairs yelling at my mom.]
Dad: How many times?! How many TIMES? How many times are you going to watch Road House?!
I think all I did on the internet in the ’90s was play Brawl Spice. Mel B’s weak spot was her tongue ring.
Brawl SpiceBrace yourself for some serious fighting action. Dare you take on the Spice Girls?