That episode of Malcolm in the Middle where Francis is trying to study. #merightnow
[Texting.]
Dad: when u coming home
Me: I don’t know if I’m ever coming home.
He didn’t appreciate my reference.
You can’t just like The Monkees all your life; you need other hobbies.
my dad, 2003
Do other Monkees fans involuntarily count buttons on double-breasted shirts and coats, or is it just me?
Micky Dolenz – “Sugar Sugar”
At the grocery store today, in the sugar aisle, without thinking, I accidentally read aloud “grrrranulated!”
As a computer scientist, I can confirm that 010 = 4 in quaternary. #accidentalhipstermike
Prof: Did you hear about the elephant that’s learning Korean? … I’m serious.
This is Canada; you have to learn to skate!
my British prof to his son
“Nice costume.”
“Shut up, that’s her normal clothes!”
[My dad is downstairs yelling at my mom.]
Dad: How many times?! How many TIMES? How many times are you going to watch Road House?!