Being a pessimist sucks.
Me: Tommy the Power Ranger is a UFC fighter now.
Mom: Cool…… what’s a UFC fighter?
Me: …I dunno.
Me & mom: [burst into laughter]
My scissors say “oh snip” on them, and I think that’s one of the cleverest things I’ve done, but no one ever gets to see it.
I finally beat Sporcle’s presidents quiz. #WhoIsJamesKPolk
US PresidentsCan you name the presidents of the United States of America?
“Why is it that pirates still have a better distribution system than multi-million dollar publishers?”
About Head:
The plot is being kept a deep dark secret […] It’s bound to be a winner!
lololololol “winner”
“Information travels at the speed of sound.”
:)
I can’t complain, but sometimes, I still do
Joe Walsh, “Life’s Been Good”
Some things take so long
But how do I explain
When not too many people
Can see we’re all the same?George Harrison, “Isn’t It a Pity”