You can’t just like The Monkees all your life; you need other hobbies.
my dad, 2003
conversations (56 posts)
Prof: Did you hear about the elephant that’s learning Korean? … I’m serious.
This is Canada; you have to learn to skate!
my British prof to his son
“Nice costume.”
“Shut up, that’s her normal clothes!”
[My dad is downstairs yelling at my mom.]
Dad: How many times?! How many TIMES? How many times are you going to watch Road House?!
My brother, testing my file management program: Wow! It deleted the files in real life too!
You make a lot of sound effects. You go like “woop!” and shit a lot.
my brother, about me
[Having a conversation about mean girls.]
Mom: Bitches.
[She turns to our dogs.]
Mom: You guys know about bitches.
Me, programming: Why is this working?!
By the time you figure it out, everybody’s dead.
prof explaining intractable problems