“What’s the next game?”
“Calgary.”
“That’ll be a good game.”
“It’s at ten o’clock.”
“That won’t be a good game.”
Hockey (46 posts)
[The Bruins get a goal in Montreal.]
“There’s a lot of cheering.”
“That’s just French booing.”
Me: Dougie Hamilton’s brother plays for the Sharks.
Dad: Really? What’s his name?
Me: Something Hamilton.
Dad: Uh, DUUUUUH.
You know you’ve been watching too much hockey when you repeatedly parse Jagger as Jagr.
