hockey (45 posts)

Dad: [goes into Tim Hortons, buys a stack of hockey cards]
Cashier: That’s a lot of hockey cards!
Dad: Yeah, well, they’re for my daughter.

Me: [goes into Tim Hortons, buys a stack of hockey cards]
Cashier: Wow, are these all for you?
Me: No, they’re for my dad.

I was super pumped about free agency day being a national holiday in Canada, but as a Bruins fan, now I’m just terrified.