music (68 posts)
…now how do I get those four minutes back in my life.
my mom after watching “What Does the Fox Say?”
You know you’ve been watching too much hockey when you repeatedly parse Jagger as Jagr.
It’s really hard trying to figure out what year Snow played in Niagara Falls for New Years Eve.
I was looking for songs my brother could teach his kids at camp, so I googled “rock songs for kids”.
Me: Here, 100 kid rock songs… wait, that’s not what I–
At the grocery store today, in the sugar aisle, without thinking, I accidentally read aloud “grrrranulated!”
I can’t tell if these lyrics are really bad or really good:
Is it in his face?
Oh no, it’s just his charms
In his warm embrace?
Oh no, that’s just his arm“The Shoop Shoop Song (It’s in His Kiss)”
Most disturbing thing I’ve read all week: “If there’s dancing, the fees double.”
Who’s been touching these Monkees? Leave these poor sick Monkees alone. They’re sick, they got problems enough as it is.
Flight of the Conchords