They told me the Bedels were gonna be at convocation today, but I didn’t see Paul or Ringo anywhere.
University (21 posts)
Prof: Did you hear about the elephant that’s learning Korean? … I’m serious.
This is Canada; you have to learn to skate!
my British prof to his son
By the time you figure it out, everybody’s dead.
prof explaining intractable problems
In computer science, “easy” means “possible”, and “hard” means “probably impossible”.
“Bit” can mean the past tense of “bite”, or… no, wait, computers have bytes, not bits.
linguistics prof
Searching my university’s computer science department website for “Python”. Apparently, it’s necessary to specify -monty.
[Explaining what a Turing machine is not:]
Prof: “Solve world hunger problem.” I can write it down. It is solved.
Note to self: Don’t wear red shirts to computer science lectures or you run the risk of being killed.
Here is some lead-free food.
My TA demonstrating how to use “lead-free” in a sentence