Jason of Star Command (1978)
🎶 I came to Fantasy Island, I paid a lotta green 🎶
🎶 I wanted to be pampered and treated like queen 🎶
🎶 At first, I had it made; I thought that I was set 🎶
🎶 But damn that Roarke, he turned me into Marie Antoinette 🎶
🎶 I live on Fantasy Island, I work for Mr. Roarke 🎶
🎶 I wear a stupid outfit, I look like such a dork 🎶
🎶 There’s just one thing that drives me insane 🎶
🎶 It’s that stupid little guy who always shouts “de plane! de plane!” 🎶
Me, circa 2019: Who would ever watch a TV show with only two characters?
Future Cop (1977)
He’s an android. A robot. A perfect cop. A cop of the future. A future cop.
Chatterbox (1977)
You know what’s even more scary? You can’t say [cuckoo] on television.
