🎶 I live on Fantasy Island, I work for Mr. Roarke 🎶
🎶 I wear a stupid outfit, I look like such a dork 🎶
🎶 There’s just one thing that drives me insane 🎶
🎶 It’s that stupid little guy who always shouts “de plane! de plane!” 🎶
Me, circa 2019: Who would ever watch a TV show with only two characters?
Future Cop (1977)
He’s an android. A robot. A perfect cop. A cop of the future. A future cop.
Chatterbox (1977)
You know what’s even more scary? You can’t say [cuckoo] on television.
Dad: I don’t wear socks any more; I’m a vege…socka…minus.
Unpopular Star Trek opinions
- I don’t care what the ships look like, and I don’t have a favourite ship.
- The mirror universe is lame.
- “Space Seed” is overrated.
- “Spock’s Brain” is brain. I mean great.
- I love TOS, but I hated The Undiscovered Country.
Episodes I hate
- “Kelly’s Kids” from The Brady Bunch
- “Fly” from Breaking Bad
- “The Menagerie” from TOS
- “Captain’s Holiday” from TNG
- “His Way” from DS9