🎶  I came to Fantasy Island, I paid a lotta green 🎶
🎶  I wanted to be pampered and treated like queen 🎶
🎶  At first, I had it made; I thought that I was set 🎶
🎶  But damn that Roarke, he turned me into Marie Antoinette 🎶

🎶 I live on Fantasy Island, I work for Mr. Roarke 🎶
🎶 I wear a stupid outfit, I look like such a dork 🎶
🎶 There’s just one thing that drives me insane 🎶
🎶 It’s that stupid little guy who always shouts “de plane! de plane!” 🎶