Your brain says, “Hey, that’s not how we make /p/!”
linguistics professor
Being a pessimist sucks.
Me: Tommy the Power Ranger is a UFC fighter now.
Mom: Cool…… what’s a UFC fighter?
Me: …I dunno.
Me & mom: [burst into laughter]
My scissors say “oh snip” on them, and I think that’s one of the cleverest things I’ve done, but no one ever gets to see it.
I finally beat Sporcle’s presidents quiz. #WhoIsJamesKPolk
US PresidentsCan you name the presidents of the United States of America?
“Why is it that pirates still have a better distribution system than multi-million dollar publishers?”
About Head:
The plot is being kept a deep dark secret […] It’s bound to be a winner!
lololololol “winner”
“Information travels at the speed of sound.”
:)
I can’t complain, but sometimes, I still do
Joe Walsh, “Life’s Been Good”