Sunspot – “Scott Bakula”
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My god. The hours spent back in the day trying to achieve exactly this.
The first time Micky told the “Randy Scouse Git” story, I was like ha ha, that’s cute.
The second time Micky told the “Randy Scouse Git” story, I was like oh, I’ve heard this joke before.
The third time Micky told the “Randy Scouse Git” story, I was like ugh, enough already.
But maybe around the eighth or ninth time, I went from being annoyed by the “Randy Scouse Git” story to loving the “Randy Scouse Git” story, and it’s now gotten to the point where I am legitimately annoyed when he doesn’t tell the story.
I just realized this is exactly how I feel about Data defining things.
If I suddenly learned that like song titles aren’t meant to be in quotation marks, but they’re actually meant to be italicized, and I’ve been doing it wrong all this time, my god.
Breaking Bad – The Middle School Musical
Fountains of Wayne – “Hey Julie”
Picard: We are in a very serious and potentially dangerous situation.
Ralph: I’m sure whatever it is seems very important to you, but my situation is far more critical.
After three hundred years in cryostasis, Ralph needs a haircut, dammit!
This is why I’m a programmer: because it’s basically being a nerd detective.
This article is like the story of my childhood.