Breaking Bad – The Middle School Musical
Fountains of Wayne – “Hey Julie”
Picard: We are in a very serious and potentially dangerous situation.
Ralph: I’m sure whatever it is seems very important to you, but my situation is far more critical.
After three hundred years in cryostasis, Ralph needs a haircut, dammit!
This is why I’m a programmer: because it’s basically being a nerd detective.
This article is like the story of my childhood.
I just realized I don’t have an insert key on this keyboard, and it’s only taken me… six years to notice that.
The best code example I have ever seen:
Me, tagging Monkees pics: black suit, tie
Me: Black… suit?
Me: …could be blue.