Picard: We are in a very serious and potentially dangerous situation.
Ralph: I’m sure whatever it is seems very important to you, but my situation is far more critical.

After three hundred years in cryostasis, Ralph needs a haircut, dammit!

I just realized I don’t have an insert key on this keyboard, and it’s only taken me… six years to notice that.

One of the pilots they offered me was great and who knows, I might yet do it. It’s about a policeman and a leprechaun. Only the policeman can see the leprechaun. He gets into situations and I get him out of them.

Davy Jones

So… Quantum Leap, basically.