Stevie Riks – Keith Richards falls out of a tree
[Officer shoots at Borg.]
[Borg falls down.]
[Officer shoots at Borg.]
[Borg does not fall down.]
Officer: They’ve adapted!
Every damn time.
Chris & Sergio – “Gonna Buy Me a Dog” (February 16, 1987)
Me: Mom, tell me all the Monkees concert quotes you remember.
Mom: “We went over to England to meet the royal family… no, not that royal family… I’m told I had a good time.”
Mom: What’s that Mike Nesmith song, “Proquipititity”?
Jonathan Frakes Telling You You’re Wrong
I think “The Day We Fall in Love” is probably the reason I like a lot of terrible songs.
Dukedom is such a ridiculous word.