I got 19 emails from “Mike Nesmith” this morning.
Me: How cold is it today?
Mom: Let me check the thermometer… it’s pretty cool.
Me: What number?
Mom: I can’t tell; it’s frosted over.
[A bunch of ambulances are lined up outside a hospital.]
Little girl: I’m reading the fire truck.
Mother: Yeah? What does it say?
Little girl: Beep beep!
Currently, Earth remains the only place in the universe known to harbor life forms.
I just wanted to learn a little about history, why you gotta go and make me all depressed, Wikipedia?
Davy is too busy working each day at Screen Gems to spend time in the hospital in a coma.
Then the policeman had a great idea and I only wish I could have gotten pictures of it. It would have to be the picture of the year! They put a woman’s coat on Davy and a bandana on his head. Then they bribed four little kids, two on each side of him, to hold his hand and walk down the street, pretending he was a mother with four children.
Another point for Daydream Believers.
Journey – “Separate Ways (Worlds Apart)”
I’m not sure if I hate this or love this.
Billy Kelly & Davy Jones – “Me and My Brand New Haircut”
I was getting my haircut, talking to the hairdresser, and then “Daydream Believer” came on, and I was so distracted that I completely lost my train of thought.
NEXT MONTH….
Neil Diamond VS A Pizza