It’s a FAAAKE!! no… ITS REAAAL!!!!!
DS9 spoilers.
Spock: In order to return us to the exact moment at which we left the twenty-third century, I have used our journey back through time as a reference, calculating the coefficient of elapsed time in relation to the acceleration curve.
Bones: Naturally. So what’s your problem?
Spock: Acceleration is no longer a constant.
Bones: Well, then you’re gonna have to take your best shot.
Spock: Best shot?
Bones: Guess, Spock. Your best guess.
Spock: Guessing is not in my nature, doctor.
Micky poses with pop newcomer Cat Stevens, pop regular Cliff Richard and model Samantha Juste (he later dated “Sam”–but don’t cry, t’weren’t nothin’ serious).
Mentos: The Freshmaker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zivWsrKQSDU
Me: I’m not gonna watch seven minutes of this.
Me, 14 minutes later: Well.
Me at all my birthday parties.
You know how sometimes, you see a guy walking down the street, and you’re like ha ha, he’s got a hat like Micky Dolenz?
And then you’re like… wait… that is Micky Dolenz?
Yeah, that happened to me.
Metallica – “Enter Sandman” (smooth jazz version)
Me: Have you ever looked at a person and been like, “Man, they look like a Cardassian”?
Dad: You know, I have. There are some girls who just–
Me: No, a Cardassian.