Things I would waste a genie wish on
- P = NP
- the ability to control my eyebrows independently
- the ability to think of an appropriate movie/TV/pop culture quote in every situation
- to be a “jet-setter”
Saturday Night Live – Get a Life (William Shatner)
This skit was cute, but slightly infuriating. (Episode 37? Really?)
How German Sounds Compared to Other Languages
This is 2016. I should never have to use a phone.
Since I’ve started watching Star Trek, I have spent entirely too much time thinking about how I pronounce the word “sensor”.
I really resent having to prove I’m not a robot by clicking on three billboards just to log into a website.
Dream jobs
- Micky Dolenz impersonator
- roller coaster tycoon
- Spice Girl
- detective
- Power Ranger
Big Flora at the Syndicate meeting = me in computer science classes (“Gentlemen… and lady”)
Sardo
Yeah, so I just went out in the street at 10pm in my pajamas to catch a Porygon.