This is 2016. I should never have to use a phone.
Since I’ve started watching Star Trek, I have spent entirely too much time thinking about how I pronounce the word “sensor”.
I really resent having to prove I’m not a robot by clicking on three billboards just to log into a website.
Dream jobs
- Micky Dolenz impersonator
- roller coaster tycoon
- Spice Girl
- detective
- Power Ranger
Big Flora at the Syndicate meeting = me in computer science classes (“Gentlemen… and lady”)
Sardo
Yeah, so I just went out in the street at 10pm in my pajamas to catch a Porygon.
Peter Noone, David Cassidy, & Micky Dolenz at Casino Rama on September 21, 2013
Things I never thought I’d hear my dad say: “Did you catch a Jigglypoop for me?”
My family is the kind of family that goes on road trips to catch Snorlax.