I’m so disappointed in that number of candidates.
Hannibal Buress – $1.79 for a half gallon of apple juice
Replying to emails sent in 2014 from Beatles fans is okay as long as I put “P.S. Forgive the lateness of my reply” at the end, right?
Dad: [goes into Tim Hortons, buys a stack of hockey cards]
Cashier: That’s a lot of hockey cards!
Dad: Yeah, well, they’re for my daughter.
Me: [goes into Tim Hortons, buys a stack of hockey cards]
Cashier: Wow, are these all for you?
Me: No, they’re for my dad.
Sportsnet Zdeno Chara commercial
Baseball is so weird. #ComeTogether #BlueJays