Replying to emails sent in 2014 from Beatles fans is okay as long as I put “P.S. Forgive the lateness of my reply” at the end, right?
Dad: [goes into Tim Hortons, buys a stack of hockey cards]
Cashier: That’s a lot of hockey cards!
Dad: Yeah, well, they’re for my daughter.
Me: [goes into Tim Hortons, buys a stack of hockey cards]
Cashier: Wow, are these all for you?
Me: No, they’re for my dad.
Sportsnet Zdeno Chara commercial
Baseball is so weird. #ComeTogether #BlueJays
Blue – “All Rise”
Possibly the best lyrics I’ve ever heard.
Need to buy a cork board and lots of string. #soapsarecomplicated #fridaynightwithnointernet
It’s only a whimsical notion
To fly down to Rio tonight
And I probably won’t fly down to Rio
‘Cause I’d have to read Wikipedia first