Wishes
- I wish I was a Mighty Morphin’ Power Ranger.
- I wish I could communicate with Ghostwriter.
- I wish I could get locked in a mall overnight.
- I wish I was a Spice Girl.
- I wish I was a rock star.
“What’s the next game?”
“Calgary.”
“That’ll be a good game.”
“It’s at ten o’clock.”
“That won’t be a good game.”
[The Bruins get a goal in Montreal.]
“There’s a lot of cheering.”
“That’s just French booing.”
Pure Hockey Commercial (Patrice Bergeron)
Television Parts – Street Musicians
Someone re-enact this with me, yeah?
My band, Various Artists, finally has an album title: The Album of the Same Name.
Me: Are you going to pick him up?
Mom: Was it a hitchhiker?
Me: Well, he was dirty and had a funny hat.
Dad: Sounds like Mike Nesmith.