By the time you figure it out, everybody’s dead.
prof explaining intractable problems
In computer science, “easy” means “possible”, and “hard” means “probably impossible”.
Oh, Peter! You had to screw it up! God! Damnit! Shit! Fuck! Sonofabitch!
Micky, Headquarters Sessions
I had to do the math: 14 albums, 17 singles, 195 songs: The Monkees were involved in writing 80 of them (41%).
Probably the greatest thing about 1997’s Hey, Hey, We’re The Monkees was how good Davy was at playing “himself”. He was just adorable.
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I remember watching The Brady Bunch when I was young and thinking, “This is boring. Why does this guy have to sing an entire song?”
Do what I want you to do, not what I tell you to do!
my brother, programming
Too late, I realized I should have named my chess program for AI class “Dangerously Chessy”.