[My dad is downstairs yelling at my mom.]
Dad: How many times?! How many TIMES? How many times are you going to watch Road House?!
I think all I did on the internet in the ’90s was play Brawl Spice. Mel B’s weak spot was her tongue ring.
Brawl SpiceBrace yourself for some serious fighting action. Dare you take on the Spice Girls?
My brother, testing my file management program: Wow! It deleted the files in real life too!
I came from monkeys I have never been asked to perform anywhere. Who controls which monkeys sing where?
The Monkees – “Through the Looking Glass” (live 1989)
Sometimes I wonder what Micky is thinking.
This is the one I can never remember, but you get the message anyway!
John Lennon
Learning Haskell. repeat "you suck" should probably not amuse me as much as it does.
Eytan and The Embassy – “Everything Changes”
I can’t tell if these lyrics are really bad or really good:
Is it in his face?
Oh no, it’s just his charms
In his warm embrace?
Oh no, that’s just his arm“The Shoop Shoop Song (It’s in His Kiss)”