[Having a conversation about mean girls.]
Mom: Bitches.
[She turns to our dogs.]
Mom: You guys know about bitches.
Me, programming: Why is this working?!
Who’s been touching these Monkees? Leave these poor sick Monkees alone. They’re sick, they got problems enough as it is.
Flight of the Conchords
By the time you figure it out, everybody’s dead.
prof explaining intractable problems
In computer science, “easy” means “possible”, and “hard” means “probably impossible”.
Oh, Peter! You had to screw it up! God! Damnit! Shit! Fuck! Sonofabitch!
Micky, Headquarters Sessions
I had to do the math: 14 albums, 17 singles, 195 songs: The Monkees were involved in writing 80 of them (41%).
Probably the greatest thing about 1997’s Hey, Hey, We’re The Monkees was how good Davy was at playing “himself”. He was just adorable.