SharpHigh performance Node.js image processing
Whenever I’m using a new library for the first time, and I copy-and-paste an example from the README, it neeeever works the first time (especially when dealing with the filesystem), but this one did, so I think this must be some really good stuff.
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Interviewer: Would you ever do anything like that agai–
Steven Bochco: No.
Steven Bochco: They’re gonna sing.
Mike Post: The perps are gonna sing…?
Steven Bochco: Yeah.
Mike Post: …
Steven Bochco: …are you there?Mike Post: Will you listen to me?
Steven Bochco: Yeah.
Mike Post: DON’T.
Tim Russ singing on Cop Rock… sorta
Best series finales of all time
Me, writing a recipe: Divide the dough into four equal parts.
My brain: That’s a joke.