You guys know what Zero really is, right? Constantly turning up in different costumes to pester our heroes?









You guys know what Zero really is, right? Constantly turning up in different costumes to pester our heroes?
You could never be a first officer; you have no beard.
Zorn
Nog: Well, um, Uncle Quark, we’re having a party, and what we needed was a chaperone.
This skit was cute, but slightly infuriating. (Episode 37? Really?)
Since I’ve started watching Star Trek, I have spent entirely too much time thinking about how I pronounce the word “sensor”.
Note to self: Don’t wear red shirts to computer science lectures or you run the risk of being killed.