I came home one day from school after being chased by kids singing “Yellow Submarine”, and I didn’t understand why. It just seemed surreal: why are they singing that song to me? I came home and I freaked out on my dad: “Why didn’t you tell me you were in The Beatles?” And he said, “Oh, sorry. Probably should have told you that.”
Dhani Harrison
…now how do I get those four minutes back in my life.
my mom after watching “What Does the Fox Say?”
Me: Dougie Hamilton’s brother plays for the Sharks.
Dad: Really? What’s his name?
Me: Something Hamilton.
Dad: Uh, DUUUUUH.
I don’t think it’s possible for me to read the name Rob Roy Fingerhead and not turn to no one in particular and mouth it.
Sounds into pictures and pictures into sounds:
I like to pretend now that everyone’s reason for leaving a show is to become a comedy writer.
I’m looking through my old Google search history. Love this one: “computer slow make go faster”
I’m sorry; I have to share it.
You know you’ve been watching too much hockey when you repeatedly parse Jagger as Jagr.