Jencyclopedia

…now how do I get those four minutes back in my life.

my mom after watching “What Does the Fox Say?”

Me: Dougie Hamilton’s brother plays for the Sharks.
Dad: Really? What’s his name?
Me: Something Hamilton.
Dad: Uh, DUUUUUH.

I don’t think it’s possible for me to read the name Rob Roy Fingerhead and not turn to no one in particular and mouth it.

Sounds into pictures and pictures into sounds:

I like to pretend now that everyone’s reason for leaving a show is to become a comedy writer.

I’m looking through my old Google search history. Love this one: “computer slow make go faster”

I’m sorry; I have to share it.

You know you’ve been watching too much hockey when you repeatedly parse Jagger as Jagr.

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October 8, 2013

TV shows I have watched