…now how do I get those four minutes back in my life.
my mom after watching “What Does the Fox Say?”
Me: Dougie Hamilton’s brother plays for the Sharks.
Dad: Really? What’s his name?
Me: Something Hamilton.
Dad: Uh, DUUUUUH.
I don’t think it’s possible for me to read the name Rob Roy Fingerhead and not turn to no one in particular and mouth it.
Sounds into pictures and pictures into sounds.
I like to pretend now that everyone’s reason for leaving a show is to become a comedy writer.
I’m looking through my old Google search history. Love this one: “computer slow make go faster”
I’m sorry; I have to share it.
You know you’ve been watching too much hockey when you repeatedly parse Jagger as Jagr.
It’s really hard trying to figure out what year Snow played in Niagara Falls for New Years Eve.