He’s always changing, and he’s always a white man.
my mom, about Doctor Who
Wayne Gretzky at 14
[There are two little girls playing in a revolving door.]
Father: Okay, no more Laverne & Shirley, come on.
Hexaflexagons
Bruins fan calls Pittsburgh bar asking for Owen
I was looking for songs my brother could teach his kids at camp, so I googled “rock songs for kids”.
Me: Here, 100 kid rock songs… wait, that’s not what I–