Misheard lyrics I like better than the real lyrics
She loves to move
She loves to groove
She loves eleven things…
Ooh, then we touched
And we sang
About the ‘leven things
Journey – “Any Way You Want It”
I’ve been drivin’ all night, my hand’s wet on the wheel
There’s a voice in my head that drives my heel
It’s my baby, Colin, says, “I need you here”
Golden Earring – “Radar Love”
I fight Gordy; Gordy always wins
John Mellencamp – “Authority Song”
We’ll fight the powers that be just
Don’t pick on Dustin because
You don’t know us, you don’t belong
Twisted Sister – “We’re Not Gonna Take It”
Only for a moment’s parting
Each one planting his own garden
The time for sharing possums soon will come
Michael Nesmith – “Hello Lady”
He’s always changing, and he’s always a white man.
my mom, about Doctor Who
Wayne Gretzky at 14
[There are two little girls playing in a revolving door.]
Father: Okay, no more Laverne & Shirley, come on.
