Bruins fan calls Pittsburgh bar asking for Owen
I was looking for songs my brother could teach his kids at camp, so I googled “rock songs for kids”.
Me: Here, 100 kid rock songs… wait, that’s not what I–
They told me the Bedels were gonna be at convocation today, but I didn’t see Paul or Ringo anywhere.
Bruins Hockey Rules – Escalator
The Bear & The Gang
OHHHHHHHHH ?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??