Having too much fun with this.
The Monkees Random Sentence Generator GameDavy flirted with the German princess by the refrigerator.
Having too much fun with this.
The Monkees Random Sentence Generator GameDavy flirted with the German princess by the refrigerator.
[To a Habs fan wearing baseball hat.]
Mom: Don’t you think you should put a Tuukka on?
I laugh whenever I remember it would not be technically incorrect to call Mike Nesmith “Bob”.
I never like to do file-related things today, because in the future, I’ll look at the modified date and assume it’s corrupted.
I’ve listened to The Fab Four’s Christmas albums for so many years, I automatically sing most Christmas songs to the tune of Beatles songs.
That episode of Malcolm in the Middle where Francis is trying to study. #merightnow
[Texting.]
Dad: when u coming home
Me: I don’t know if I’m ever coming home.
He didn’t appreciate my reference.