Most disturbing thing I’ve read all week: “If there’s dancing, the fees double.”
I just invented a new game: GIF charades.
You make a lot of sound effects. You go like “woop!” and shit a lot.
my brother, about me
[Having a conversation about mean girls.]
Mom: Bitches.
[She turns to our dogs.]
Mom: You guys know about bitches.
Me, programming: Why is this working?!
Who’s been touching these Monkees? Leave these poor sick Monkees alone. They’re sick, they got problems enough as it is.
Flight of the Conchords
By the time you figure it out, everybody’s dead.
prof explaining intractable problems
In computer science, “easy” means “possible”, and “hard” means “probably impossible”.