Here is some lead-free food.
My TA demonstrating how to use “lead-free” in a sentence
Knowledge is gerbils.
AI class
I fight Gordy, and Gordy always wins.
John Mellencamp
Bring knives and ideas.
Pumpkin carving night
Student: Who is the marker for this class?
Prof: Uh… I think… some guy.
This is the best Facebook app I have ever seen. I’m afraid, however, that this generic comment will look like a spam post, so HEY GUYS, IT’S REALLY ME. THE MONKEES, YAY!
Linguistics is just another name for string theory.
Prof: Has anyone crawled into the body of a dead animal?
[My brother writes an episode of Lost:]
Sayid: Jack, don’t do this.
Jack: I’m gonna do it.
[My brother is watching the season 3 finale of Lost for the first time.]
Me: What are they talking about?
My brother: The island?
Me: How do they know about the island?
My brother: This is a… future… back?