This is the best Facebook app I have ever seen. I’m afraid, however, that this generic comment will look like a spam post, so HEY GUYS, IT’S REALLY ME. THE MONKEES, YAY!
Linguistics is just another name for string theory.
Prof: Has anyone crawled into the body of a dead animal?
[My brother writes an episode of Lost:]
Sayid: Jack, don’t do this.
Jack: I’m gonna do it.
[My brother is watching the season 3 finale of Lost for the first time.]
Me: What are they talking about?
My brother: The island?
Me: How do they know about the island?
My brother: This is a… future… back?
You lives with Micky at his house in Laurel Canyon.
Yes, that sentence is grammatically correct.
DOS games I used to play
- Aladdin
- The Backyard
- Beauty and the Beast
- Cool Spot
- Crayola Art
“Sometimes I put on a baseball hat and pretend it’s Rob’s.”
my brother, quoting Jeff Probst
I want to have a party just so I can play all these songs.