[My brother writes an episode of Lost:]
Sayid: Jack, don’t do this.
Jack: I’m gonna do it.
[My brother is watching the season 3 finale of Lost for the first time.]
Me: What are they talking about?
My brother: The island?
Me: How do they know about the island?
My brother: This is a… future… back?
You lives with Micky at his house in Laurel Canyon.
Yes, that sentence is grammatically correct.
DOS games I used to play
- Aladdin
- The Backyard
- Beauty and the Beast
- Cool Spot
- Crayola Art
“Sometimes I put on a baseball hat and pretend it’s Rob’s.”
my brother, quoting Jeff Probst
I want to have a party just so I can play all these songs.
It should be an or operator not an and operator.
That’s one of those sentences that only parses correctly for programmers.
According to various overheard sources, my university’s fire alarms sound like: “a trolley”, “an old-fashioned bell”, and “recess”.
The Nylons – “O Canada”
