It’s our little secret that I’m actually a Person.
prof explaining C++ visibility
I used to think my dad had two friends, Ford and Cliff. Many years later, I learned he only had one friend named Clifford.
The Final Season of LOST as Seen by Someone Who Has Never Seen LOST
“You’re gonna follow Richard?”
“At least he’s not Stalin.”
Jokes
My favourite jokes as a kid
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad I didn’t say banana again?
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Impatient cow.
Impatient cow–
MOOOO!
The only way I can solve this equation is is in your bedroom, btw, you must be there with me.
Flashforward IMDb
My new favourite word is “ungroovy”.
You’d think just one time they would stop and say, “Wait, hold it. Before we have another problem like last week… what are you talking about?”
This is genius naming: redqueen([H|T], H)
I swear, I’m going to accidentally spell it “deadlocke” on my exam tomorrow.