I used to think my dad had two friends, Ford and Cliff. Many years later, I learned he only had one friend named Clifford.

Jokes

My favourite jokes as a kid

Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad I didn’t say banana again?

Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Impatient cow.
Impatient cow–
MOOOO!

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You’d think just one time they would stop and say, “Wait, hold it. Before we have another problem like last week… what are you talking about?”