Note to self: Don’t wear red shirts to computer science lectures or you run the risk of being killed.
I have to laugh when I search for a band name on Wikipedia and then realize, oh yeah, Boston/Eagles/Heart is actually a thing.
Here is some lead-free food.
My TA demonstrating how to use “lead-free” in a sentence
Knowledge is gerbils.
AI class
I fight Gordy, and Gordy always wins.
John Mellencamp
Bring knives and ideas.
Pumpkin carving night
Student: Who is the marker for this class?
Prof: Uh… I think… some guy.
This is the best Facebook app I have ever seen. I’m afraid, however, that this generic comment will look like a spam post, so HEY GUYS, IT’S REALLY ME. THE MONKEES, YAY!
Linguistics is just another name for string theory.
Prof: Has anyone crawled into the body of a dead animal?