It’s our little secret that I’m actually a Person.
prof explaining C++ visibility
conversations (56 posts)
Me: The guy who says “Previously on Lost” is Christian.
Mom: Oh!
My brother: Would it matter if he was Jewish?
Me & Mom: …
Me: Meat Loaf and Alice Cooper should do something together. That would be awesome.
My brother: They did. Roadie?
Me: Oh yeah… nevermind.
Your brain says, “Hey, that’s not how we make /p/!”
linguistics professor
Me: Tommy the Power Ranger is a UFC fighter now.
Mom: Cool…… what’s a UFC fighter?
Me: …I dunno.
Me & mom: [burst into laughter]
I started to explain to my brother that W is a vowel because of the word “cwm”, but he interrupted me by saying “oh, like in ‘pwn’?”
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