star trek (57 posts)
It’s rare that I find old fansites like this, but I love it when I do.
Look, I get it, bangs are super cute, but they are not a logical hair style. They require too much upkeep, and that’s inefficient.
🎶 Julian and Miles cruisin’ through Deep Space Nine
Hopin’ to devise a way that they might pass the time
They’re rollin’ through Quark’s bar, lookin’ for a disco
Disregardin’ orders from a kid named Sisko
Tryin’ the best they can
To find a holosuite program
And just as fate would have it
They ended up with Vic Fontaine 🎶
[Officer shoots at Borg.]
[Borg falls down.]
[Officer shoots at Borg.]
[Borg does not fall down.]
Officer: They’ve adapted!
Every damn time.
You have to get up pretty early in the morning to fool my optical subroutines.